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Retard Maxxing S&P 500 · est. Nov 2026

Buy last year's winner. Every month. For a decade.

Every month I put $100 into the single S&P 500 stock that went up the most the year before. No research, no feelings, no diversification. One rule, documented in public, trade by trade.

How does this work? Read the rules →
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▲ NUMBER GO UP▲ ONE RULE▲ $100 / MONTH▲ 10+ YEARS▲ NO DIVERSIFICATION▲ DIAMOND HANDS▲ BUY LAST YEAR'S WINNER▲ PAST PERFORMANCE ≠ FUTURE RESULTS▲ NUMBER GO UP▲ ONE RULE▲ $100 / MONTH▲ 10+ YEARS▲ NO DIVERSIFICATION▲ DIAMOND HANDS▲ BUY LAST YEAR'S WINNER▲ PAST PERFORMANCE ≠ FUTURE RESULTS
The portfolio

Where the money is right now

Always 100% in one stock. Values update about every 5 minutes while the US market is open.

Retard Maxxing portfolio value
$0.00
Nothing invested yet. First buy: $1,000 on Monday 2 November 2026.
Current stock
TBD
SanDisk or Western Digital (community vote)
Shares held
0
Fractional shares allowed
Total invested
$0.00
Incl. fees
Net return
$0.00
No trades yet
Next scheduled buy
Monday, 2 November 2026 · $1,000 kickoff
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Community vote · 2026 kickoff

SanDisk or Western Digital?

SanDisk was the biggest gainer, but only joined the S&P 500 partway through the year. Western Digital was in the index the whole time. You decide which one counts as the winner for the first buy.

1 vote so far · one vote per browser · the community vote decides which one gets bought on 2 Nov.

The race for next year

Who's winning the honor of being bought?

The current top 5 contenders. Whoever crosses Dec 31 in first place becomes next year's stock.

Don't miss the next video.

The aim is a monthly recap video (where we stand, the company, the outlook) plus shorter updates in between. Get an email when something new is up.

This is a record of my own trades, not advice. Disclaimer.